playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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