quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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