I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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