I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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