Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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