you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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