My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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