If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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