i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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