Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
nutella sex= disaster
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The ass gains better be worth it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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