When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
