when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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