I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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