It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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