I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
worst night to have a conscience
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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