JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We talked him into tasing himself.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
