i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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