belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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