Me too!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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