she looked like the before picture.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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