I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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