is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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