dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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