"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Randomize
