just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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