I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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