I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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