I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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