I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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