Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
