The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You have to summon your inner elephant
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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