So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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