So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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