oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i already hear my dad disowning me
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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