I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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