It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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