her vagine was all disorganized.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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