return my video game
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
not ubering you a puppy
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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