Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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