yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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