I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
