It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
