Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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