it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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