lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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