in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
