why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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