sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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