I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
BRING THE BAGELS
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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