How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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