she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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