HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Randomize
